Bill, you live in a fucking cul de sac. You haven’t run a full mile since high school. Nary a Nobel prize, gold medal, nor distinguished honors of any kind will grace your dusty-ass shelves.

These doughy know-nothing nobodies seriously need somebody to hold up a mirror. Sorry to go all Tyler Durden tumblr but *you are nothing special*. You’re just another jackass standing with his mouth hanging open in the middle of the aisle at the supermarket and all you will make are more space-taking-up-ass mouth breathers. We appreciate your contribution to the future of greige and utterly average middle management.

The arrogance never fails to astound me.