I survived my first baby shower!

I’m barely alive, but still breathing. Wow. Guys… people get THAT excited about kids!? Like, what?!! Parents were saying how that have no free time and can’t even watch a tv show because of their almost 2 year old, and everyone just smiled and laughed in response. Like, uhhh, it’s FUNNY that you have 0 seconds to yourself ever now? Yikes. Couldn’t be me lol.

The amount of ooooo-ing and aaaaaahhh-ing over the weight, sex, date, length.. omg. It just went ON and ON and everyone was nonstop talking about it. Meanwhile the 2 year old is screaming her head off every 10 mins and wailing. I was like, this is madness.

All I could think was I am SOOO happy I’m never having kids. It looks, and sounds, like a genuine shit show of a life.

I’ll enjoy my “not having a baby” shower in the future though. The games will be, “guess how much $ we’ll save by not having kids!” And, “what European vacation should we go on next?”

I survived my first baby shower!