i would pay above-premium prices with all my disposable income, to live in a CF neighbourhood

i’m in the u.k. and we are experiencing a heatwave right now. our awful neighbour on one side has two equally-awful children who do nothing but scream at high volumes whenever they’re at home. during the cooler months they stay inside and the mother yells and swears at them constantly. now it’s summer she kicks them out into the garden and they spend all the evenings and weekends screaming, and throwing things over the fence into our garden. i’ve already told them off once for playing cricket with oranges and splatting them into our garden, and then my partner found one on the roof of our extension this morning. they lose footballs, bats, water bottles, foam noodles and all sorts into our side.

we just cannot enjoy our home peacefully with these terrible children making us miserable. i would LOVE to live in a CF suburb, to be able to enjoy my own garden in peace and until late into the evening without having to worry about disturbing brats. aaarrrggh

i would pay above-premium prices with all my disposable income, to live in a CF neighbourhood